"Hey Dad! Look, a Tiger!" - Don't be ridiculous son, there aren't Tigers in Africa

After a very entertaining night last night, I woke up to the most ridiculous news headline ever! "Tiger on the loose" - I was "wtf? is this some kind of joke, we don't have Tigers in Africa?" It seems I was wrong.
Some guy in Mpumalanga actually owns a Tiger. Now the tiger actually wasn't legally kept, but it was well looked after so I don't really care about the legality of it (I should be the last one to talk when it comes to legal matters, I have loads of pirated material) Anyways, the Tiger's name is Panjo. Here's a pic:

 Cute little bugger? I think so.
As I had the day off today, I followed the story with great interest. The first thing that went through my mind was:

• "How do you tell and Police you've lost your Tiger? Sounds like something straight out of Trevor Noah's Daywalker show"
• The owner said that Panjo likes chicken. Meaning that our darker brothers should watch their backs, and hold onto their chicken... (No racial slurs meant here, Africans genuinely love chicken - Maybe a bit stereotypical) Wouldn't want someone mauled to death because he smelled like KFC.

During the day I thought of other things like the song from The Hangover: "What do Tigers dream of", but in the end it's a pretty serious matter. I really hope they find Panjo, he seems like a nice Tiger...

Writing Maths tomorrow, wish me luck!!
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Laters
Ali